Queen:Slashie things :3
Authors:Poppycockfanatic and Megelln
Just the Beginning
Megelln was watching Brian stalk when she said, "Oh Bri, you shouldn't stalk everyone darling, you'll wear yourself out, just cut down your numbers and you'll be fine."
"But stalking people is fun it gives me something to do when I'm bored...besides you never know what you'll find if you stalk someone," replied Brian.
"Oh really now, what do you mean by 'you never know what you'll find?' I'm intrigued" said Roger who also happened to be there.
"Well you see, when a man loves a woman.............."
"Oh god Brimi, I think you need to cut down on the stalking... and who you stalk."
"Geez Roger I was talking about when a man loves a woman he makes HER breakfast, God get your mind out of the gutter Rog!!!" replied an amused Brimi.
"Psh, you might've finished your sentence, and you still need to cut down on the stalking thing, for all I know you probably are stalking me...."
"I am most certainly NOT going to cut down on my stalking especially when I stalk you..........you're my favourite to stalk........especially at night," he said wiggling his eyebrows.
"Durrrr...creepy" he twitches "Well, you know how it goes, when a Brian loves a Roger, he makes him breakfast, especially when said Roger is about to punch a certain Brian in the face!" Roger stated confidently.
"Ahahahaha Roger you forgot..........I AM a stalker, therefore I can go around and NOT be seen, especially by you, I could disappear right now and you wouldn't see me. Besides, I DO make you breakfast every morning, therefore your argument is INVALID!!!" Brian smiled.
"THAT WAS YOU?? I THOUGHT IT WAS THE BREAKFAST FAIRY!!! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!" Roger yelled as he ran off into the corner to sulk.
Then, John, who also happened to be there, starts to walk over to Roger and hugs him for comfort, "Oh it will be okay Roger," pauses and looks into Roger's eyes, "it will be okay" and hugs him again.
"Thanks Deaky, you always make me feel better..." Roger said with hearts in his eyes.